Crew-12 Cats Prepare for Earth, Demand Gravity Be Rechecked
Four orbital cats brief the world on science, splashdown weather, and the stubborn return of gravity—in satire inspired by Crew-12’s upcoming journey home.
Cat Parody
NASA and NFL Launch the Great Feline Flying-Object Review
Cats investigate whether a football is a bird as NASA brings aircraft and astronauts to NFL games.
Cat Council Approves iOS 27 After Siri Finally Understands “Not That Bowl”
The feline technology council tests iOS 27, personal context, and the limits of understanding an unacceptable breakfast bowl.
Australia Offers the Internet an Off Switch; Cats Demand One for Laser Dots
Australia may let users switch off recommendation algorithms. The cats approve—after the machine suggested its forty-first tuna video.
Apple Unfolds iPhone Duo; Cats Demand Loaf-Mode Testing
Apple’s first foldable iPhone meets the feline technology ministry, where every hinge must survive the Loaf Test.
Cats Confront the Phone That Learned to Fold
Apple’s first foldable phone reaches the feline lab, where every hinge must survive the paw-review process.
Cats Review the New iPhone, Award Highest Honor to the Box
A fictional feline review panel discovers the most compelling part of a smartphone launch: somewhere new to sit.