Ahead of Apple’s announced “Pro and tell” event, the fictional Catfirmation keynote promises touch-first computing, paw-based approval, and absolutely no accountability for accidental tab closures.

After Node.js published security releases across three release lines, the fictional Feline Tunnel Authority launches a careful patch-and-inspection drill.

In fictional Meowkok, a mystery delivery-app charge sends cats to a public hearing—with ledgers, receipts, and one suspicious cream bun. Inspired by Thailand’s draft consultation on platform fee transparency.

As Windows rolls out a redesigned Photos experience and touts performance gains, the Feline Bureau of Keepsakes introduces its own speed test: how quickly can a cat find the exact nap photo from last Tuesday?

Six cats, one shared calendar, and a schedule packed with naps, sunbeams, and unresolved red-dot investigations. A fictional feline take on family AI assistants.

A fictional feline newsroom tests a new class of local-AI laptops and finds the real benchmark is whether the box is included.

A fictional feline reserve chief urges “steady paws” as a real IMF report assesses risks to financial stability, including AI-related market repricing.

Two desktop towers join forces to run a powerful AI model. The Cat Council has one question: can it find the best box?

A fictional feline rover claims the Cat Republic’s most important off-world mileage milestone. The real Perseverance record—and the patient science behind it—are documented below.

A fictional feline semiconductor council faces a wafer queue stretching to 2030, inspired by ASML’s real report of surging AI-driven demand and planned capacity falling short.

Apple’s October 13 ‘Welcome home’ launch inspires a fictional feline council to set rules for smart-home gadgets—and protect the sacred shipping box.

At a fictional Bangkok summit, the Global Council of Cats debates fish security, kitten job training, and a feeder that rations kibble. A satire inspired by the real IMF–World Bank meetings.