Android Teaches Cats to Remember Where They Hid the Keys
Android learns to remember misplaced objects, calm moving screens and share lists; the cats demand tuna-based licensing.
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Thailand’s Cats Propose the World’s Longest Undersea Charging Cable
Thailand and the U.S. study an undersea data link; feline engineers immediately mistake 11,500 miles of cable for the ultimate toy.
Sea Spider Opens the Salish Sea’s Most Exclusive Eight-Legged Salon
Two newly described sea spiders inspire an underwater grooming scandal, an eight-legged salon, and one very impressed feline correspondent.
Cats Approve Orbital Cloud, Demand Sunbeam-Level Service
Google is testing AI chips in orbit, so the feline cloud council has issued one condition: every server rack must come with a sunbeam.
AI Finds a Curious DNA Pattern; Laboratory Cats Demand Co-Authorship
An AI-assisted enzyme discovery sends 950 fictional robot cats into a dispute over science, art, and who gets to operate the centrifuge.
Moon Cats Discover Someone Filed a Crater Without a Permit
A once-in-a-century lunar crater triggers a very serious feline paperwork emergency.
Bangkok Cats Promise Exponential Growth, Request More Cardboard
At Bangkok’s imaginary feline business annex, startup cats pitch box subscriptions, laser-pointer analytics and responsible zoomies.
Robot Asked to Demonstrate Recurring Revenue, Performs Another Backflip
China’s humanoid-robot IPO rush meets a saucer of reality as regulators reportedly ask whether dazzling machines can become durable businesses.
Astronomers Find the Universe’s Newest Planetary Kitten
A record-young exoplanet gets a fictional visit from the Cosmic Cat Council—then the real astronomy behind Elias 2-24 b.
Space Cats Double a Telescope’s Life by Driving Properly
A precision burn leaves NASA’s Roman telescope with fuel for at least 22 years—and sends the feline space bureaucracy into orbit.
NASA Takes Football to Orbit, Cats Demand a Snack Flyover
NASA brings jets and astronauts to NFL games; the feline space agency responds with orbital playbooks and strict snack protocols.
Feline Photo Guild Demands Proof That Tuna Was Really That Large
A variable-aperture phone camera and image-authenticity feature send the feline photo guild into a tuna-sized ethics crisis.